Ugly Cars

A recent independent survey showed that 82% of drivers in the UK cannot reverse their cars for toffee. Hence the Copen solution. This ingenious car has no front or back and can be driven in either direction by simply swivelling the driver's seat.

The new Honda Accord has a rather large boot overhang and a rather powerful engine. It has thus been calculated* that if the rear is loaded with 17 paving slabs it could be the first production car to be able to pull a wheelie. (*by someone)

Lurching round the roads like a giant gurning metallic hippo, this car is the perfect buy if your family consists of 6 sheep and children with stunted growth. The abundance of these re-processed freight containers has no doubt been fuelled by misers seeking tax breaks for crap vehicles. Note: this also applies to all other pick-up trucks in the UK.

The sort of person that buys a Ferrari 360 to do the Paris-Dakar rally is bound to want one of these to do the school run. Economy is never a consideration to such folks, even so it's a sad fact that whilst standing stationary on the M25, these hulks actually achieve 0 mpg.