Ugly Cars

Minor crashes in supermarket car parks are increasingly a fact of life and it can be embarassing when you arrive back home and the neighbours see your dented new 4x4. However Honda have come to the rescue with the new CR-V; cunningly this car looks like it has already suffered a nasty front end shunt. OK, so the neighbours will get a bit of a shock when you first buy it, but thereafter, even having had a number of other bodywork 'incidents', they will not suspect a thing. Brilliant.

We'd like to tell you that the czc is a triumph of style over substance. However as any school kid will tell you, zero divided by anything is zero so clearly it is not.

You like the new mini. You need more space. You hear about the new clubman. You buy one. You take it home and park it on the drive. You look out of your window. You've made the wrong decision.

As an experiment (during the commissioning phase obviously) a large dog biscuit box and a 1980s calculator were placed into the large hadron collider. The mangled, multi-dimensional result did not actually resemble the Caliber, but it has provided a suitable caption for this picture. A great car to buy if you want to intimidate your neighbours without resorting to physical violence.