Canyonero

The Canyonero is an SUV that had been spotted in at least one episode of The Simpsons.  (I've rarely watched the show.)

The Canyonero claims to be 36 feet (10.97 meters) long, two lanes wide (unknown width), weigh 130,000 pounds (58,967 kg [59 metric tons]), and have seating for 35.  It makes the Hummer seem tiny!

And--according to the jingle--at least one person claims the Canyonero even smells like steak!  (Not only do environmentalists hate it...but animal-rights activists and even vegetarians hate it, too!)

Of course, those claims are just that: claims.  They're probably wrong, anyway.

However, the Canyonero had been described by Bart Simpson and Krusty the Clown as being "quite roomy."

Technically, the Canyonero doesn't exist at all!

Image: https://static.simpsonswiki.com/images/a/a8/Canyonero.png